Friday, October 15, 2010

Thirst At Work




Day 15... Made it halfway through the Blog Challenge. This shit ain't easy as y'all might think.

Today, I'm gonna talk about my job. Well, the people at my job. I don't get why a lot of the cats at my job are trying to fuck all the chicks that work there. I don't know if this happens where you work. But, to me, it's crazy.

First of all, I could never have a relationship with someone that works in the same place, on the same shift. You don't really have a chance to miss each other. Plus, there are too many people in your business. Add to that, the drama that comes after the relationship/tryst is over, and that is a recipe for a lot of unnecessary bullshit. No, thank you.

I don't know if it's "the hunt" that drives these dudes, or their just straight-up horn dogs that don't see a lot of vagina in their lives. They REALLY put a lot of effort into it. I wish you could see it. It's laughable.

Oh...and let a new, half-decent looking chick start working with us. These buttery motherfuckers turn into sharks at a feeding frenzy. Half of the guys are married, or in committed relationships. This makes it funnier, but in sort of a scandalous way.

Me personally, I'm a firm believer in not "shitting where I eat". You would have to be some kind of special woman for me to subject myself to the gossip and other complications that can accompany a workplace relationship.

I blogged on this, on MySpace, years ago. I still feel the same way now, that I did then. I just don't get how these guys can be so reckless. I guess it's a case of the little head thinking for the big head. Sometimes, the vajeen can make you stupid.

2 comments:

  1. Yea, that's some mini head thinking. I'm glad there are no guys at my job that remotely float my boat...lmao

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  2. Office romance has never been an option for me, most of all because my co-workers have been GROSS.

    Well, there was this one dude at the Y that coulda got it, but I found out he was a very mature looking 20 year old. No thank you!

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